Short Sleeve Unisex Humane Charact Kitty-Shirt

Purrr'use reality through the perspective of your inner cosmic feline with our  'Main Charact Kitty' shirt.

A wearable existential crisis wrapped in whiskers and wit.

A jab at RealityUi.

Featuring a stern faced cat as the centerpiece, this design playfully mocks 'product' labels while delving into deep philosophical waters. It's '100% GMO Organic Free' – because why settle for just one buzzword when you can have them all?

The 'Humain Bein',  a nod to German dialect that'll have linguists purring with delight isn't just a feline twist on 'human being' but a purr-fectly sarcastic nod to our species' often misplaced sense of being 'humane.' 

Leading us to ask, 'Are we really as kind as we think, or are we just hairless cats with delusions of benevolence?'

Packed with clever wordplay and existential humor, this shirt is perfect for:

Philosophical felines

Simulation theory enthusiasts

Wordplay wizards

Anyone who's ever felt like a cat in a human world

The 'ingredients' list is a smorgasbord of awesomeness, mischief, and madness, completely free of artificial intelligence, because who needs that anyway, when you've got tons a feline cunning?

From 'Refurred Bish' to 'Req ui res K offee', each icon tells a tale of feline world domination through empathy, emotion, and really good espresso.

Don't be an NPC in someone else's story.

Grab this shirt and boldly declare yourself the Main KaraKtty to fellow adepts initiated into this grand simulation of life. 

After all, in a world of ones and zeros, sum ones got to be 

The One with nine lives.

Ten Toes Down.

See things we got'ah say below.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!